Getting REAL ID, as opposed to a fake one

I had blocked out four hours for the task of getting a REAL ID.

I have known about the REAL ID program for some time. Passed by Congress in 2005, it requires that “the Federal Government ‘set standards for the issuance of sources of identification, such as driver’s licenses'” in the wake of 9/11.

“The Act established minimum security standards for state-issued driver’s licenses and identification cards and prohibits Federal agencies from accepting for official purposes licenses and identification cards from states that do not meet these standards.”

With my card expiring on my last birthday, I looked on the NYS DMV page. Boy, they wanted a LOT for a REAL ID!

*Proof of identity, such as valid license, birth certificate or passport…
*Proof of Social Security Number (or Social Security Number ineligibility)
*Proof of your date of birth
*Proof of U.S. citizenship, lawful permanent residency or temporary lawful status in the U.S.
*Two different proofs of New York State residence such as utility bill, bank statement or mortgage statement

I brought all sorts of documents, including my phone bill, my bank statement, a credit card bill, and who knows what else that was lying around, but it took me an hour to gather it all because so much of what I pay is online and automatic.

Terrible stories about the DMV abound, so I had blocked out four hours for the task. I went to the first person, who was the gatekeeper. She sent me to a counter, and the clerk looked at all my documents but decided she needed only three: my current DMV card, my passport (still current), and my most recent W-2 tax form.

She sent me to another counter where that clerk verified the info. I got the picture taken, she wished me “Happy birthday,” and I was out of there in about 20 minutes total. Way too easy, for a change.

Doesn’t REAL ID, all in CAPS, seem vaguely Freudian?

The card came two weeks later. An odd thing is that it’s black and white, which is more difficult to forge, I take it? Moreover, my glasses look as though someone drew them in with a Sharpie. And I’ll have it for eight years.

I got the ENHANCED version, which cost $30 more, so when I get deported to Mexico, I can come back. Seriously, it DOES allow one to “cross a U.S. border coming from Canada, Mexico, and some Caribbean countries.”

The ZIP Code 12345, as shown in this sample, BTW, is the actual code for General Electric in Schenectady, NY.

Author: Roger

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3 thoughts on “Getting REAL ID, as opposed to a fake one”

  1. I had this same exact experience. It took days to prepare all my documents, I set aside a couple of hours for the hassle, was in and out in 15 minutes.

    I honestly imagine the life we’re all living is increasingly similar to that led by residents of the Soviet Union in the months before its demise.

  2. The requirements seem onerous. What happens if, for whatever reason, people can’t gather all those documents?

    A few years ago, the New Zealand Government set up a programme called “Real Me”, the idea being that it would make it easier to do certain things online, such as renewing a driver license. It was hoped that businesses would sign on, though few have. Part of the reason this has become important is because of the last thing on your document list: These days most people have little or nothing with their address on it.

    A couple times I’ve had to produce such documents, and one time when I was being added to the bank account of a community group I was part of needed me to bring them to the bank. I printed the PDF I got each month on a colour laser printer, and the bank didn’t seem to notice (only originals were supposed to be acceptable).

    A couple years later I needed one again, and I had one because we’d just moved—but that lone document is now gone (we get it online).

    So, now I wonder what I’ll do the next time someone asks for something that’s been actually mailed to me. How do we solve this in a mostly/entirely electronic age?

  3. It IS onerous. It’s a backdoor way to create a national identification card, which some folks were hot for after 9/11

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