Dave Parker of the Pittsburgh Pirates

The Cobra

Dave Parker of the Pittsburgh Pirates and other teams was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame this year. Sadly, after waiting as long as he did, he died less than a month before the ceremony.

The Hall of Fame piece notes: “Parker played for the Pirates, Reds, Athletics, Brewers, Angels, and Blue Jays during 19 big league seasons. Born June 9, 1951, in Calhoun, Miss., Parker grew up in Cincinnati and was a youth sports star until a knee injury sidelined him during his senior year of high school. As a result, the 6-foot-5 Parker fell to the 14th round of the big league draft.

“The Pittsburgh Pirates took a chance on Parker there, and soon Parker was tearing up Pittsburgh’s minor league system. By 1975, Parker found his way into the Pirates’ starting outfield.”

The MLB obituary reads, in part: “His skill was as supreme as his style and swagger…. Few players have ever been as talented or entertaining as Dave Parker, the Hall of Fame outfielder nicknamed ‘The Cobra.’ Parker passed away on Saturday after a long battle with Parkinson’s disease. He was 74.

“Parker’s decorated career included the 1978 National League MVP Award, two World Series championships a decade apart [the 1979 We Are Family Pirates and the 1989 Athletics], back-to-back NL batting titles, three Gold Glove and Silver Slugger awards, seven All-Star nods, the ’79 All-Star Game MVP Award, and MLB’s first Home Run Derby title in ‘85. The intimidating outfielder racked up 2,712 career hits with a .290 batting average, launched 339 homers, and drove in 1,493 runs from 1973-91.”

The mask

He had to overcome injury during his 1978 MVP season, which you can read about here.

“Parker was a trailblazer for his peers who drew the ire — as well as the frequent insults, assaults, and threats — of some fans. Before the 1979 season, he signed a five-year contract worth more than $5 million that made him the first professional baseball player to average $1 million per season… He was one of the first pro athletes to wear an earring. His poetic, bombastic quotes led teammates to call him the Muhammad Ali of baseball.”

“He was finally elected in late 2024, joining late slugger Dick Allen in the Class of 2025 through a vote from the Classic Baseball Era Committee. Parker needed at least 12 of 16 votes and got 14. When word came down, he told MLB Network, ‘I’ve been holding this speech in for 15 years.'”

He was posthumously inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame on Sunday, July 27, in Cooperstown, N.Y.

This is Talk Like A Pirate Day. I wish Dave Parker could have spoken for himself, but his son, David Parker II, acquitted himself well. 

Part 2 of the country hits of 1985

Exile, Earl Thomas Conley

This is part 2 of the country hits of 1985. The discussion here describes the weird things that happened on the charts, especially in the 1980s.

Tim Neely’s observations are particularly on point:

Sometime in the 1980s, the Billboard country singles chart became… almost entirely, airplay-based… Billboard always relied on airplay lists received by radio stations in that genre. They were almost as ‘scientific’ as the lists from retailers on which they based sales-related charts…. It sure seemed as if, through the 1980s, country radio station lists had a habit of removing songs or dropping them to the bottom as soon as a song hit #1. This probably didn’t reflect what actually happened on the station, but without proof to the contrary, Billboard could only go on what was reported to it.

“On January 20, 1990, the Billboard country charts were one of the first to convert entirely to the BDS method of compilation, which used actual airplay on actual stations to determine the charts. Two things happened as a result, both almost immediately:

“– The size of the chart shrank from 100 spots to 75, because hardly anyone was actually playing those indie-label records in the lower 25 positions.
“– Songs began to stay at #1 for more than one week again on a regular basis. Indeed, the very first chart-topper on the BDS-based country chart, ‘Nobody’s Home'” by Clint Black, stayed on top for three weeks.

“As it turned out, what radio said it was playing, and what it was actually playing, were two different things.”

The second half of 1985

These are all songs, charting from July through December, that charted for exactly one week.

She’s A Miracle – Exile

Forgiving You Was Easy – Willie Nelson

Dixie Road – Lee Greenwood

Love Don’t Care (Whose Heart It Breaks) – Earl Thomas Conley

Forty Hour Week (For A Living) – Alabama

I’m For Love – Hank Williams, Jr.

Highwayman – Highwaymen. The legendary quartet of Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and the still living Willie Nelson.

Real Love – Dolly Parton (with Kenny Rogers)

Love Is Alive – The Judds

I Don’t Know Why You Don’t Want Me – Rosanne Cash

Modern Day Romance – Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

I Fell In Love Again Last Night – The Forester Sisters. I have one of their albums from 1990.

Meet Me In Montana – Marie Osmond with Dan Seals

You Make Me Want To Make You Mine – Juice Newton

Touch A Hand, Make A Friend – The Oak Ridge Boys

Some Fools Never Learn – Steve Wariner

Can’t Keep A Good Man Down – Alabama

Hang On To Your Heart – Exile

I’ll Never Stop Loving You – Gary Morris

Too Much On My Heart – The Statler Brothers

I Don’t Mind The Thorn (If You’re The Rose) – Lee Greenwood

Nobody Falls Like A Fool – Earl Thomas Conley

The Chair – George Strait

I wonder how many of these songs would have made it to #1. Many of the hits are tied to romance, so I surmise that the songs NOT about affairs of the heart, such as Forty Hour Week or The Highwayman, would have been #1 regardless..

Unconstitutional

Constitution Day

So many of the events of the past eight months in the United States have been, to my mind, clearly unconstitutional, though, to be accurate, some problems existed well before that. I thought I’d wade through the founding document.

But before that, from August: The Library of Congress Website Deleted Part of the Constitution That He Doesn’t Like. Now They’re Calling It a ‘Coding Error’. For instance: “Section 9, which focuses on the limitations of Congress’ authority, notably includes a clause that Congress cannot suspend habeas corpus — which grants everyone in custody the right to challenge their detention in court — unless necessary for safety in moments of “rebellion or invasion.” The White House deputy chief of staff, Stephen Miller, told reporters in May that the administration is ‘actively looking at” suspending habeas corpus.”

In the beginning

Preamble: We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity…

Justice for whom? Massive pardons belie that. ICE raids terrorize people. The rich will get richer with the OBBB. EPA has slashed clean air and water protections. NIH-funded cancer trials have been canceled mid-cycle. Cybersecurity experts have been fired, leaving data unprotected.

Article I, Section 2: The actual Enumeration shall be made…  within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. 

The Texas plan and other gerrymandering are part of the Massive Fraud that’s tearing America apart. As Heather Cox Richardson noted, and anyone who has worked in the State Daa Center (I have) knows, “Taking an accurate [national] census suddenly is also not remotely possible. Setting one up takes most of the decade between them and costs close to $15 billion. Census officials are already working on the 2030 census.

Article I, Section 7: Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States: If he approve he shall sign it…

The DOGE cuts are unconstitutional. In February, “Congressman Jamie Raskin (MD-08), alongside a delegation of congressional Democrats, delivered remarks outside the USAID headquarters in D.C. amidst attempts by President Trump and Elon Musk to shut down the nation’s top humanitarian aid agency.

Graft

Article I, Section 9: No Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

There’s that “free” airplane someone received, which will cost a billion dollars to retrofit. Plus so much quid pro quo that I can’t keep track. But the issue is not new. Before djt’s first term, a piece on his “Dangerous, Unprecedented, and Unconstitutional Conflicts of Interest.”

Article II, Section 4: The President… shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors

A third impeachment is not going to happen, but he is profiting from his office like no one else in my lifetime.

Tariffs

Article I Section 8: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises…To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization…To declare War

The unilateral tariffs by FOTUS are bogus. Threats by the FOTUS to “unnaturalize” someone are an affront. Congress has ceded the responsibility to declare war for decades.

Amendment I (1791): Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Yet all of these have been abridged this century. HCR wrote in August: “Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reposted a video in which Christian nationalist pastors express their opposition to the idea of women voting. ‘I would like to see this nation being a Christian nation, and I would like this world to be a Christian world,’ said Christian nationalist Doug Wilson. In his repost of the video, Hegseth wrote, ‘All of Christ for All of Life.'”

Amendment II (1791): A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Access to assault weapons is NOT a “well-regulated militia.”

Amendment XXII (1951): Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. 

No, he CAN’T run in 2028 for President OR Vice-President. He said “he would ‘probably not’ seek a third term in office, despite expressing interest and citing substantial poll numbers during an interview on CNBC’s Squawk Box” in August. It creates a cynical chance for him to sell merch

USA’s so-called PATRIOT Act

There is a 2004 film by Nonny de la Peña called Unconstitutional: The War on Our Civil Liberties. It’s a documentary(69 minutes) that investigates how “the civil liberties of U.S. citizens and immigrants have been rolled back since 9/11/2001 and the passage of the Patriot Act.”

This video, a trailer for a 2012 documentary, also titled Unconstitutional,  notes similar concerns. “This… documentary reveals how paranoia, fear, and ethnic profiling have led to the subjugation of America’s constitutional rights. Made for a theatrical release by Hollywood director Robert Greenwald, ‘Unconstitutional’ exposes how the Patriot Act, made to defend America, is actually leaving it more vulnerable to future terrorist attacks.”

What would you add to the list?

Not incidentally, it’s Constitution Day in America.

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Nick Park

I love Wallace & Gromit! From Wikipedia: “Wallace & Gromit is a British claymation comedy franchise created by Nick Park and produced by Aardman Animations. The series centres on Wallace, a good-natured, eccentric, cheese-loving bachelor inventor, and Gromit, his loyal and intelligent anthropomorphic dog.” 

I’ve seen their first three short films, which I have on one DVD: A Grand Day Out (1989), The Wrong Trousers (1993), and A Close Shave (1995). They are great and I’ve seen them repeatedly. 

But obviously, I have fallen behind on my W&G viewing. So my wife and I went to a free showing of the 2005 film The Curse of the Were-Rabbit at Proctors Theatre on a Saturday afternoon.

“Wallace [voiced by the late Peter Salis] and his loyal dog, Gromit, set out to discover the mystery behind the garden sabotage that plagues their village and threatens the annual giant vegetable growing contest.”

The enterprising duo’s humane pest-control outfit, Anti-Pesto, is booming, thanks in part to the patronage of the competition hostess, Lady Campanula Tottington (Helena Bonham Carter). But what do they do with all those captured bunnies overruning their home? Wallace has an idea. 

Totty’s would-be suitor, Victor Quartermaine (Ralph Fiennes), is irritated by the attention she is showing Wallace. Meanwhile, there is a sudden attack by a large and voracious creature, first seen by the town’s superstitious vicar. Eventually, Gromit discovers the secret of the Were-Rabbit.

Notes

The movie is very funny, though slightly padded for its 85-minute run time. I read that Dreamworks kept sending Nick Park notes about making the film accessible for an American audience, which reportedly annoyed him.

My wife said this G-rated movie had a couple of suggestive bits, which may be true. It won the Academy Award for Best Animated Film and several other accolades. Rotten Tomatoes has it 95% positive with the critics, though only 79% with audiences.

I will have to see the 2024 film Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl.

September rambling: Snollygoster

Measles and Polio Down In The Schoolyard

Word of the Day: Snollygoster –  A shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician.

Pity the Nation, a poem by Lawrence Ferlinghetti (2007)

Anti-Intellectualism Is Not a Fruit of the Spirit by Rev. Benjamin Cremer

You can’t worship God and money

A.Word.A.Day: kleptocrat – A politician or an official who uses their position to enrich themselves.

United States Boycotts UN Human Rights Review. The move sets “a terrible precedent that would only embolden dictators and autocrats and dangerously weaken respect for human rights at home and abroad.”

SCOTUS ruling allows ICE to use racial profiling in Los Angeles raids.

Israel’s Attacks on Seed Banks Destroy Millennia of Palestinian Cultural Heritage, and Israel Bombs Hamas Ceasefire Negotiating Team in Doha

Lysenkoism Comes to America: As RFK Jr. purges the CDC and cancels billions in research grants, Americans need a refresher course on what happened to Soviet biological research during the Stalin years.

Are You Ready for Measles’ Wrath?

Submit Your Official Comment Against the EPA’s Plan to Rescind Its Ability to Limit Greenhouse Gas Emissions Created By Any Industry and Gut Vehicle Standards Needed to Fight Climate Change

Tax cuts helped health giants dodge billions while patients faced higher costs and denials.

FOTUS vs. Higher Education and The Baileys: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

The Attack on the Smithsonian Previews His Presidential Library

How math turned me from a D.E.I. skeptic to a supporter

Kennedy Center Ticket Sales Plummet as “MAGA Former Dancer” Takes Over Dance Program. Upcoming ballet performances are between only 4 and 19% sold.

FOTUS steals $400b from American workers

Information

Internet Archive Designated as a Federal Depository Library

The National Archives Recovers Rare Logbook from the Pearl Harbor Attack

The Return of Plundered Belongings Offers a Chance for Healing to a Grieving Lakota Community 170 Years After a Long-Forgotten Massacre

Giorgio Armani, Fashion’s Master of the Power Suit, Dies at 91

CBS News’ Mark Knoller, veteran White House correspondent, dies at 73

Davey Johnson, an Orioles infielder before becoming the manager of the Mets, including their 1986 World Series win, died at 82

High Greens, Chip Ordway– now and forever

The game was perfect. The call, more perfect. Sept. 9, 1965 -Sandy Koufax, Vin Scully

You Know More Finnish Than You Think

Reviews, Ratings, and Pointless Surveys by Seth Meyers

The Beetle Bailey book celebrates 75 years in the funny pages

Spider-Man’s first live-action TV run was on PBS, and I watched it

Now I Know: The Worst Movie Money Couldn’t Buy, The Problem With Faking a Smile, and The Human Traffic Cone?

The latter box should read: “$893 million in 30 graduated annuity payments”
MUSIC

Bottle Up Magic – Rebecca Jade (feat. Eric Darius)

Measles and Polio Down In The Schoolyard – Marsh Family parody of Paul Simon’s “Me and Julio” on RFK

In Memoriam: Mark Volman of the Turtles (1947-2025). From Stuart Mason: The masterpiece of the album The Battle of the Bands was ‘Elenore,’  simultaneously an absolutely deathless sunshine pop classic and a not particularly subtle middle finger to White Whale Records.

Supertramp co-founder, singer, and keyboardist Rick Davies died at the age of 81 after a 10-year battle with Multiple Myeloma. 5 standout Rick Davies tracks by Supertramp.

Bohemian Rhapsody, isiZulu version – Ndlovu Youth Choir

Everybody’s Song– Robert Plant and Saving Grace

Moonlight, one of Four Sea Interludes from the Benjamin Britten opera Peter Grimes

One Tiny Flower – Jeff Tweedy

Song To The Moon from Rusalka, Act I, by Antonín Dvořák

Better Broken – Sarah McLaughlin

Coverville 1547: Van Morrison Cover Story IV and 1548: The Aimee Mann Cover Story I

Dead – Sudan Archives

Big Money –  Jon Batiste

Letter To My 13-Year-Old Self and Lover Girl – Laufey

Am I Born To Die – Billy Strings, 12/13/24 ACL

Surf’s Up – The Beach Boys

The Boys Of Summer -Don Henley

Hot Fun In The Summertime – Sly & The Family Stone

September Morn – Neil Diamond

I Started A Joke – Ruby Leigh

The Power Of Love – Huey Lewis and the News

Thunderstruck + It’s a Long Way to the Top – Goddesses of Bagpipes

Burning Down The House – David Byrne ft. Olivia Rodrigo – Live at Gov Ball 2025

Is AI Ruining Music? | Dustin Ballard | TED, and AI-generated music sparks industry concern, and  AI music takes on a life of its own: Walking Away –Sadie Winters

K-Chuck Radio: Billy Joel gets pitchy and The Out-Of-Phase Stereo Series

Stairway, Denied

Ramblin' with Roger
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