Lying about time

inaccurate

from the Oddity Mall

As long as I can remember, I’ve been lying about time. When I was growing up, my household, probably my father, decided that the kitchen clock should run 15 minutes ahead. This was an attempt to get us to attend church and other events on time. I think it worked for a short while, but after a bit, we knew we had an extra quarter-hour and would get to events late anyway.

Incidentally, the clock in the kitchen was the only timepiece everyone could see. My parents may have had an alarm clock in their bedroom, but I do not recall a clock in the living room.

I’ve learned to lie to some people about time. If I tell someone I must get to a train station or airport by a specific time, I suggest the train or flight is earlier. I find this to be an acceptable fabrication. Doing otherwise would make me irritated with the driver when I get to my destination with too little time. (I have specific examples.)

Including me

I lie to myself about when I have to leave for a CDTA bus. If I tell myself I must leave by 1 p.m., when I don’t need to leave until 1:05, I can return to the house and retrieve my wallet or find the house key.

When I worked at FantaCo in the 1980s, we had a great artist named Raoul Vezina. However, when he worked on a project, such as a Smilin’ Ed comic, he was such a perfectionist that he was invariably late. So Tom, the owner, would say, “Raoul, the book MUST be done by February 1!” It didn’t need to be completed until February 15, yet he’d still be putting on the finishing touches.

Sometimes, my wife tells me she’ll be home by a specific time. She is not lying, but she isn’t usually accurate. One time recently, I was supposed to start pre-heating the oven and then add the macaroni and cheese she had prepared the day before. I started the process 15 minutes late, just the right timing.

When planning a family trip in early February, the daughter suggested that we all agree to leave by 9:30 a.m., assuring that we would go by 10 a.m. We left the house at 10:08, pretty darn good.

Do YOU lie about time to yourself or others? Do others lie to you about time?

The Catholic tradition

Jesuit

When the movie Conclave came to the area, I had to go see it because it was all about the popes. For a Protestant kid, I’ve been oddly obsessed with the Catholic tradition.

As a kid, I was probably trying to understand the difference between my traditions and Roman Catholic ones at some level. At my African Methodist Episcopal Zion Church, we recited the Apostles Creed. There’s a line about the “holy catholic church,” and I was confused by that because we were Protestants. They were talking about the universal church, small c catholic, not big C Catholic.

“The term comes from two Greek words that together mean ‘throughout the whole.’  This single word, ‘catholic,’ means throughout all time and places and also points to the essential unity or wholeness of the church in Christ. No one English term captures that dual sense of this ancient Greek term quite as well as ‘catholic.’ So when the creed states, ‘I believe in the holy catholic church,’ it refers to the wholeness of the whole church in all times and places rather than to any specific branch of Christianity.”

When I went to public school, Daniel Dickinson in Binghamton, NY, at the bottom of a wide driveway was Saint Cyril’s parochial school, with the church nearby. The kids from Dickinson and Cyril’s would occasionally get into mild skirmishes. Dickinson kids would call them St. Cheerios, and I’m sure they also offered some nicknames.

The ashes

But I was fascinated that some of my Catholic friends at Dickinson would go out at lunchtime on Ash Wednesday and return with dirt on their foreheads. Or so I thought.

During the decade before 1982, when I wasn’t attending church very much, I’d occasionally attend a Christmas Eve service. As often as not, it would be at a Roman Catholic church. I liked the ritual, and I tended to love the music.

Around 2005, I attended a FOCUS churches’ Ash Wednesday service at Israel AME church in  Albany. They applied ashes to the foreheads of the congregants. Huh. I thought it was a great idea because I’m pro-ecumenicalism. My current church follows this tradition.

It’s like when I went to the Cathedral of All Saints in Albany for an anniversary concert, and they allowed, even invited, the Protestants to take communion, something that was otherwise not done. As I noted, some of my Protestant friends refused, but I felt that if they offered, I’d accept.

Pontiffs

This morphed into knowing all of the popes in my lifetime. When I was on JEOPARDY in 1998, there was a question in the category PUT ‘EM IN ORDER. The clue was  Paul VI, John Paul I, Pius XII. Easy-peasy.

I wrote about them back in 2013. The first pope in my lifetime was Pius XII (1939-1958). There’s been a reevaluation of his papacy  regarding his attitude toward the Holocaust.

He was followed by John XXIII (1958-1963), who named the first cardinals to Africa, Japan, and the Phillippines. Paul VI (1963-1978) was followed by John Paul I (1978), who was in office for five weeks before he died.

John Paul II (1978-2005) was the very popular Polish Pope in many circles, particularly for his anti-communist cadence. He tended to oppose the death penalty. He did apologize for many of the sins of the church, from complacency in the African slave trade to, late in his tenure, the first recognition of sexual abuse by Catholic clergy and others.

I didn’t like Benedict XVI (2005-2013) from Germany as pope or afterward. But I didn’t know one could resign.  “In 2019 [as Pope emeritus], Benedict released a 6,000-word letter that attributed the Church’s sexual abuse crisis to an erosion of morality driven by secularization and the sexual revolution of the 1960s. The letter was in sharp contrast to the viewpoint of his successor, Francis, who saw the issue as a byproduct of abuses of power within the Church’s hierarchical structure.” He died in 2022.

The current guy

Francis (2013-) from Argentina “is the first pope to be a member of the Society of Jesus (the Jesuit Order), the first from the Americas and the Southern Hemisphere, and the first born or raised outside Europe since the 8th-century papacy of the Syrian pope Gregory III.”

“In December 2019, Francis abolished the pontifical secrecy privilege in sexual abuse cases, clarifying that bishops do not need authorization from the Vatican to turn over to materials from canonical trials upon request of civil law enforcement authorities. The lifting of the confidentiality rule was praised by victim advocates, but did not require the Church to affirmatively turn over canonical documents to civil authorities.”

While progressive in many ways, “Francis has categorically rejected the ordination of women as priests. Early in his papacy, he initiated dialogue on the possibility of deaconesses, creating in 2016 a Study Commission on the Women’s Diaconate to research the role of female deacons in early Christianity.” But his position seems to have hardened. 

Anyway, that was part of the reason I had to see a movie about selecting a Catholic pope.

Navy Exonerates 256 Black Sailors Punished in 1944

Port Chicago, California

I asked a couple of people whether they knew the story of the US Navy exonerating 256 black sailors who were punished in 1944. It’s not as well known as I thought.

This Smithsonian story from 2022 sets the table. A Deadly World War II Explosion Sparked Black Soldiers to Fight for Equal Treatment. “At the U.S. Navy ammunition depot at Port Chicago, on Suisun Bay some 36 miles northeast of San Francisco, Black seamen worked in shifts around the clock loading ships bound for the Pacific. Every day, they transferred hundreds of tons of bombs and shells from railroad boxcars to the ships. Sometimes, the bombs were wedged so snugly in the boxcars that the sailors struggled to loosen them safely. It was dangerous work; shortly after 10 p.m. on July 17, 1944, it proved deadly…

“All the people on the pier, aboard the two naval ships, and on a nearby Coast Guard fire barge were killed instantly. Three hundred and twenty people died, including 202 Black enlisted sailors. Only 51 bodies were recovered. It was the worst home-front disaster of the war.”

Tragedy compounded

Tragic, yes. And yet, it got worse. “Four days after the explosion…  the Navy began its investigation. Three senior officers and a judge advocate interviewed 125 witnesses over a month, only five of whom were Black sailors. The officers … pointed their fingers at the enlisted men. ‘The consensus of opinion of the witnesses…is that the colored enlisted personnel are neither temperamentally or intellectually capable of handling high explosives,’ the judge advocate concluded. ‘It is an admitted fact, supported by the testimony of the witnesses, that there was rough and careless handling of the explosives being loaded aboard ships at Port Chicago.'” This was nonsense. 

More than 250 black sailors initially refused to continue to work under these dangerous conditions. Under enormous pressure, “more than 200 men decided to return to work, and the admiral recommended they be charged with summary courts-martial for refusing to obey orders.”

But 50 were held and charged with conspiring to make a mutiny; they were convicted. An NAACP lawyer named Thurgood Marshall took up their appeal, but it was unsuccessful. 

However, in July 2024, the Secretary of the Navy announced “the full exoneration of 256 defendants who were court-martialed following the 1944 Port Chicago explosion”.  This was one more piece of hidden history, only 80 years later.

Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame 2025 nominees

Bad Company, The Black Crowes, Mariah Carey, Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker, Billy Idol, Joy Division/New Order, Cyndi Lauper, Oasis, Outkast, Phish, Soundgarden, and The White Stripes

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2025 nominees were announced recently. They are Bad Company, The Black Crowes, Mariah Carey, Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker, Billy Idol, Joy Division/New Order, Cyndi Lauper, Oasis, Outkast, Phish, Soundgarden, and The White Stripes. Nominees in italics are considered for the first time. Of course, it doesn’t matter, but I vote anyway; we get seven picks daily.

I’ve supported Joy Division/New Order (Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Division) and Cyndi Lauper (Time After Time) in the past, so I will again.

In 1970, I went to the movie theater with a bunch of my friends and watched Woodstock. It was a hypnotizing experience. Joe Cocker’s With A Little Help From My Friends performance was epic. Later, I bought the Mad Dogs and Englishman album. That’s a YES.

The White Stripes (We’re Going To Be Friends):  I have the one album. I’m pulling for them because a friend of mine who worked in the music biz liked him and disliked folks who were schmucks. Frankly, I wish Jack White had gotten into that fuzzy category of musical excellence, which “shall be given to artists, musicians, songwriters, and producers whose originality and influence in creating music have had a dramatic impact on music.” He’s worthy because of his innovations and collaborations. He produced Loretta Lynn! His involvement in restoring and preserving deteriorating sound recordings on media is impressive. YES. BTW, a few days ago, I went to his Wikipedia page, and someone added: “He’s a bit racist…” and with no context (e.g., a citation). I removed it.

The Black Crowes (She Talks To Angels): The same friend worked well with this band. I have a couple of their albums. YES.

Mexican pop rock

Maná (Labios Compartidos): I had no idea who they are, and neither does much of the public. In the fan voting, at 11 pm EST on 2/15, The White Stripes were in next-to-last place with 23,000 votes, while Maná had fewer than 9,000. (Conversely, Phish had about 70,000, over 2,000 more than second-place Billy Idol.) 

Wikipedia: Maná is a Mexican pop rock band formed in 1981…  The band is considered one of the best-selling Latin Mexican music artists and the most successful Latin American band of all time with over 25 million records sold worldwide. Moreover, Maná has earned four Grammy Awards…” and a bunch of other accolades. Selva Negra Foundation (“Black Jungle Foundation”) is a foundation formed by Maná in 1995… they finance and support important projects aimed at protecting the environment.” I like their politics. Even though they’re unlikely to get in, that’s a YES.  

My seventh vote goes to the group that started first, Bad Company (Shooting Star), in 1973, even though I own none of their music. If Jack White got in as a Musical Excellence, I’d support Billy Idol (Dancing With Myself); I don’t have any of his albums.

Twist

Chubby Checker (Let’s Twist Again): My buddy Johnny Bacardi wrote: “Genial fella… but what else did he do but endless variations on that one hit of a lifetime?”  NO

I didn’t vote for Mariah Carey (Vision Of Love) last year because she uses her five-octave voice unnecessarily, to the music’s detriment. And I likely a bias against her seeming to co-opt Christmas every November 1. 

Oasis (Don’t Look Back In Anger): I have the one album most people own. Frankly, I’m fascinated how some folks have gone gaga over their re-forming. Meh.

Outkast: I have one of their albums. Hey Ya is my first favorite song of the 21st century not performed by Johnny Cash. Not enough for me.

Phish (Bouncing Around the Room): They had a massive foolwing among my Grateful Dead friends. Never got into them.

Soundgarden (Black Hole Sun): a I have a couple cuts on a couple compilation albums. NO. 

More musical excellence

I pull for John Prine and Warren Zevon, and I’d like to see more of the Wrecking Crew picked, particularly Carol Kaye, who created the bass line for Sonny and Cher’s The Beat Goes On in the studio. They should also pick Glen Campbell, a mighty guitarist, before having success as a singer.

I plug Estelle Axton, the co-founder of STAX Records, as I have been nagging about since 2015. As I noted, her brother, Jim Stewart, was inducted in 2002! My late friend Dustbury opined: ” So why is Stewart in the Hall and Axton not? Because Stewart, who couldn’t comprehend contract law, signed all those early Stax masters over to Atlantic, and at the Hall, Ahmet Ertegun sits at the right hand of God. Estelle, had she seen the paperwork, would have figured out the deal from day one.”

Estelle Axton for the ROCK HALL. Estelle Axton for the ROCK HALL. Oh, and Estelle Axton for the ROCK HALL.

Presidents Day 2025

skinny-dipping in the Potomac

jimmy carterFor Presidents Day 2025, or whatever, a couple of articles and a lot of trivia. 

Fresh Air– 14 interviews with Jimmy Carter

CBS News interviewed Nathan Raab, president of The Raab Collection and author of The Hunt for History, to get expert analysis on the rarity and value of presidential autographs. “You’re touching a piece of history, and it’s the only way we have to directly connect with someone who we may admire. It’s something that we know they touched because they signed it,” Nathan said. 

Now I Know: When New York Tried to Take Away a W

Review of The Presidents Club: Inside the World’s Most Exclusive Fraternity from 2013

JEOPARDY! clues

These are from October 2024 and later. The answers are at the end. I got them all except the last one.

THE PRESIDENT’S SIBLING: Neil Bush; Prescott Bush; Sam Houston Johnson; Elliott Roosevelt

FOIA & FIND OUT: A photo of President Obama laughing at the meme “Sorry it took so long to get you a copy of” this document–“I was too busy killing Osama”

THE CONCH REPUBLIC: Key West’s Little White House was a winter residence of this president, whose middle name was simply the letter “S”

LINCOLN: THE BIO: At 6’4″, Lincoln still ranks as the tallest POTUS; this president, who took the oath in 1963, comes in second

NAME THAT SUPREME COURT JUSTICE: A 1921 newspaper article says, this “Former president… realized his life’s ambition to head the Judicial Branch.”

PEOPLE ON U.S. MONEY: First elected president in 1896, he was on the $500 bill from 1928 to 1945

JAMES ABRAM GARFIELD: In 1881, James had a dream that this VP of his drowned & James couldn’t save him; months later, it was James dead & this man, President

3-LETTER RESPONSES: Allen Dulles & President Eisenhower laid the cornerstone for its original headquarters building in 1959

QUOTH THE PRESIDENT $400: Grover Cleveland, at an 1886 dedication: “Light shall pierce the darkness… until” this “enlightens the world.”

QUOTH THE PRESIDENT $800: His 1920 telegram accepting a Nobel Prize said, “The cause of peace & the cause of truth are of one family.”

QUOTH THE PRESIDENT $1200: At his second inaugural on March 4th, 1865, Abraham Lincoln eloquently called for malice toward none & this for all

QUOTH THE PRESIDENT $1600: He wrote, “A grove of giant redwoods or sequoias should be kept just as we keep a great and beautiful cathedral.”

QUOTH THE PRESIDENT $2000: Truman, on criticism from this general: “When an egotist is punctured, a lot of noise and whistling always accompanies the escaping air”

THE BRITISH MONARCH WHEN HE BECAME PRESIDENT $400: Ulysses S. Grant

THE BRITISH MONARCH WHEN HE BECAME PRESIDENT $800: George Washington

THE BRITISH MONARCH WHEN HE BECAME PRESIDENT $1200: JFK

THE BRITISH MONARCH WHEN HE BECAME PRESIDENT $1600: Harry Truman

THE BRITISH MONARCH WHEN HE BECAME PRESIDENT $2000: Theodore Roosevelt

More quiz questions

The only First Lady on U.S. currency

Which President enjoyed skinny-dipping in the Potomac River?

Which former US president was an accomplished wrestler?

Which president received a black belt in judo?

Who was the first president to travel by plane?

This president’s whole family had the same initials.

Which President was born in Nebraska?

Which President had twin children?

Which president loved squirrel soup? 6 Foods Loved by U.S. Presidents

7 Terms Coined or Popularized by U.S. Presidents

JEOPARDY! answers

THE PRESIDENT’S SIBLING: George W. Bush ; George H.W. Bush; Lyndon Johnson; Teddy Roosevelt 

FOIA & FIND OUT: His birth certificate

THE CONCH REPUBLIC: Harry Truman

LINCOLN: THE BIO: Lyndon Johnson

NAME THAT SUPREME COURT JUSTICE: William Howard Taft

PEOPLE ON U.S. MONEY: William McKinley

JAMES ABRAM GARFIELD: Chester A. Arthur

3-LETTER RESPONSES: CIA

QUOTH THE PRESIDENT: liberty; Wilson; charity; Teddy Roosevelt; Douglas MacArthur

THE BRITISH MONARCH WHEN HE BECAME PRESIDENT:

Ulysses S. Grant – Victoria

George Washington – George III

JFK – Elizabeth II

Harry Truman – George VI

Theodore Roosevelt – Edward VII

Ramblin' with Roger
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