Blog-specific edition of Ask Roger Anything

SCOTUS

This is the blog-specific edition of Ask Roger Anything. People have asked me general questions, sometimes in person, some via email or Facebook. I’ve often gotten them enough that I should address them.

One is: Why do I do the quizzes, notably Sunday Stealing? There are two basic reasons. One is that they are easy; I can do them quickly. I sort of free-associate when I’m writing, and I don’t have to fact-check them because they’re all from my own experience.

The other reason is that I tend to get more responses to them than to many of my other blog posts. And it’s not just from the people participating in the quiz but also from people who email me and say, “We’re following your posts.” I guess because they’re more relatable.

Another question is Why do I write about politics all the time? As I’ve said repeatedly, I hate talking about it. On the other hand, I don’t want people to think that the stuff that’s going down is OK. I don’t want my silence to signify consent to what Public Citizen calls the “unilaterally, unconstitutionally, and unlawfully dismantling the federal government — our government — from Cabinet-level departments… to smaller agencies that go largely unnoticed as they do the routine, unheralded work that makes for a functioning country.”

Math is everywhere

I had a great time drinking with a friend and their friend last month. We had this wonderful, weird conversation about why math is everywhere. I mentioned this question from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which was fun for those who like numbers and terrifying for those who don’t, such as contestants Helen Hunt and Daniel Bucatinsky. The $250,000 question:

“The judicial handshake is a US Supreme Court tradition in which all nine justices shake hands with each other once for a total of how many handshakes.”

The choices were 18, 25, 36, and 57.

The AI says: “You can find the answer by using the formula for triangular numbers, N * (N-1) / 2, where N is the number of people (9 in this case), so 9 * 8 / 2 = 36.” Well, yeah, but that’s too mathy. Since you don’t shake your own hand, one could add 8+7+6+5+4+3+2+1, which also equals 36.   

This is why figuring out fractions should be done with pie charts, or preferably, actual pies, instead of talking about multiplying the numerator and the denominator. (More pies, Kelly!)

The ask

If you have other queries, you can Ask Roger Anything. Roger loves to answer almost any question, no matter how absurd. He will respond in a few weeks. It takes time to be true and accurate! 

You can leave your questions in the comments section of this blog, in my email, referenced elsewhere on this blog, or on my Facebook page (Roger Owen Green); always look for the duck.

What do I know? Ask Roger Anything

Save Our Republic

What do I know? Sometimes less than I think I do.

I was working on Wordle:

Wordle 1,448 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 AROSE
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ TULIP
🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The third word I used was DEIGN. I was trying to remember the name of that Christian hymn that used that word, but I couldn’t recall it. So I Googled it, and it was “Beneath the Cross of Jesus,” a hymn I hadn’t sung in a good while. However, the word was FAIN; I totally misremember this.

Deign means to condescend reluctantly and with a strong sense of the affront to one’s superiority that is involved: stoop.

Fain, by contrast, means with pleasure, by preference.   Here are the lyrics to the hymn and a recording. Oh, the Wordle word was EDIFY; this was an edifying experience.

model for Edna ‘E’ Mode

I was watching JEOPARDY Masters. The Jeopardy! Category Is… Costume Design With Paul Tazewell, the Tony winner and 2025 Tony nominee, joined the TV game show for an entire category of fashionable answers.

For $600: “In her 50+ year career, this person won a record eight Oscars for costume design.” She was pictured, but I could not remember her name. The animated film The Incredibles (2004) featured a character based on her. Maddening. Of course, it was Edith Head.

This is making me feel a little less savvy, but then I started at some of the recent regular JEOPARDY games from the first week in June. There were some questions on there that nobody got right, but I knew instantly.

Smooth Singers

A 1990s “SNL” sketch called “Coffee Talk” praised this singer for having a voice “like buttah”

Louis Armstrong’s rasp contrasted beautifully with her sweet honey sound, dueting on songs like “Cheek To Cheek” (pictured)

Women on Stamps

Thank you for being a friendin March 2025, this beloved TV entertainer was honored on a stamp

Geographic nicknames

An abundance of sediment gives the Missouri River the nickname “Big” this

Reelin’ In The Years

5 guys get busted at the Watergate; Harrison Schmitt is one of 2 to be the last to walk on the Moon (but not to moonwalk)

Colleges and universities

Think your school’s got tradition? Thomas Aquinas got a degree & taught theology on the Left Bank at the U. of this city. 

The same letter Three Times

Matthew 6:24 warns, “Ye cannot serve God and” this personification of wealth. 

The article

A cousin of mine sent me this article from the New York Times from Ken Jennings: Trivia and ‘Jeopardy!’ Could Save Our Republic. “Facts may seem faintly old-timey in the 21st century, remnants of the rote learning style that went out of fashion in classrooms (and that the internet search made obsolete) decades ago. But societies are built on facts, as we can see more clearly when institutions built on knowledge teeter.

“Inaccurate facts make for less informed decisions. Less informed decisions make for bad policy. Garbage in, garbage out.” I was discussing this very issue with a librarian; Google is not always the answer. Some of the current “factoids” generated by an AI-like machine are often terrible, which Jennings addresses.  

Working through my existential trauma, you could provide a salve if you would Ask Roger Anything.  I intend to reply within the month. I work really hard to make sure it’s accurate; it may even be true! 

You can leave your questions in the comments section of this blog or on my Facebook page (Roger Owen Green); always look for the duck.

Oh, the responses: Barbra Streisand; Ella Fitzgerald; Betty White (my wife purchased me a set of these stamps!); Big Muddy; 1972 (contestants guessed 1974 and 1973); Paris (a contestant guessed London); mammon.

Ask Me Anything because it’s too much

Maybe

It’s all too much. That Beatles song, written by George Harrison, appeared on Yellow Submarine. But the lyrics are far more optimistic than I’m feeling. 

“It’s all too much for me to take
The love that’s shining all around you
Everywhere, it’s what you make
For us to take, it’s all too much”

The changes in the government in the last two months are too much to keep track of. I might hve an inclination to write about A or B,  but when there’s A to XXX to talk about, how do I focus on one thing?

This is where you come in. Asking you to ask me anything will narrow the parameters, especially if it’s about politics, government, or racism. (Note to JAF: You can specifically ask about the latter.)

I want you to narrow it down to a specific thing you might want to know. I have a couple of theories that I might want to try out, but I need your help deciding which direction to take.

Alternately…

Or I could talk about my cat, a music topic, or something I don’t know about. Specifically, I’m looking for quizzes I could do on Sundays in case Sunday Stealing goes by the wayside. I could raid some older ones, but developing a community is more interesting. 

As I’ve noted, writing a daily blog post narrows my focus without feedback. Your role in this is quite important and, not incidentally, more fun for me.  

I will endeavor to respond when you ask something in the next few weeks. My response will be as honest as possible. (Do I lie to myself? Maybe.) 

You can leave your questions in this blog’s comments section, on my Facebook page (Roger Owen Green), or on my BlueSky page (roger green.bsky.social); always look for the duck. But don’t leave it on my Twitter page, which I deleted. Or I believe I did; the owner is… problematic. 

ARA: understand a technology

lost address book

Arthur, who I’ve possibly never mentioned in the blog ever, notes:

I missed this when you posted it—it’s a busy time of year!—but I have questions:

If you could understand a technology you currently feel that you don’t, what would it be and why?

There is not a single technology that I’ve ever come across that I knew instinctively how to operate. The cliche that people had VCRs with the clock flashing 12:00 was true until I bought another machine and stumbled into figuring it out, or somebody else did; I can’t remember.

We have a DVD player in which we can play DVDs, but we still don’t have a current means of playing VHS tapes, so some things never change.

If you could create a technological solution for something, what would it be? What problem are you trying to “fix”?

The “fix” for my technological needs has been found. Unfortunately, it was established in the world of fictional television. For instance, I want a transporter like the one on Star Trek so I can spend less time getting there and more time enjoying myself. I’d also do a lot more international travel.

On the sitcom Bewitched, Samantha Stevens could instantly clean the house. I’m up for that, but I can’t wiggle my nose. Alas! (And, BTW, Darrin was a jerk for “forbidding” Sam from using her magic to do mundane tasks. )

Old school

What was your favourite technology that’s now obsolete?

It’s a word-processing product. It may have been WordPerfect. I could tell what italics, bold, etc., were embedded in the document and fix them. If you’ve ever seen any of my blog posts that have big gaps or, conversely, run together, know that I tried to fix them, but I can’t see why they’re off. It’s a mystery to me, and if my WordPress did the same thing as the WordPerfect I used to use, that would be nice. I don’t know if WordPerfect exists anymore and if it could be used in this mode.

If you could transport back in time for 30 minutes, where/when would you go, and why? Or, would you rather leave the past in the past?

I would avoid most opportunities to go back in time because changing one thing would likely affect several others. But two things come to mind that I’d alter. 1) I commented on a couple of people in a manner I don’t understand. I would undo that, and that would likely not have any grand negative consequences.

2) I was in Greenwich Village in the late 1970s or early 1980s, talking to somebody on a pay phone; I left my address book there and never retrieved it. It had addresses I needed, and I’ve always been a bit sad about that. So, if I could go back and remember to pick the phone address book off the phone booth shelf, I would do that, and it would make me surprisingly happy.

ARA: newspaper route

“newspapers were wildly profitable”

My first Ask Roger Anything questions come from my dear friend Cecily:

Did you have a newspaper route in your youth?

I had a route delivering the Evening and Sunday Press in Binghamton, NY. I’m not positive of the time frame, but it would have had to have been after July 1965 because I subsequently joined the Capitol Record Club. One of the first things I purchased was Beatles VI, which came out that month.

Moreover, I would have had to have been delivering the paper in December 1966 because my father helped me on Sunday Christmas morning, something he never did before or after.

I didn’t make a whole heck of a lot of money. My route ran from the corner of Oak Street and Clinton at a barbershop to a large apartment complex called the Dwight block on Front Street and McDonald Ave., which surrounded a Front Street store called Henry’s.  So monetarily, I did OK on Clinton, took a bath financially on the Dwight block, but did very well on McDonald Ave,  from which you can see the Chenango River.

(BTW, the newspaper delivers don’t have to try to collect the money anymore; the newspapers do that.)

I should note that I inherited the route from a guy from my church named Walter Jones, who was a couple of years older than me. He was my parents’ godson. His grandparents, the Whitfields, were my godparents. His aunt (his mother’s sister), Mrs. Hamlin, was the organist at my church and tried to teach me how to play piano. 

First Ward

We were all in a very small geographic area. Walter lived on the corner of Everett and Elm, one block from Daniel Dickinson School, which we attended. Trinity AME Zion church was about three blocks from his house and a block from mine.

Not incidentally, I later inherited Walter’s job as a page at the Binghamton Public Library under the guidance of a woman named Beccye Fawcett, who attended my church. I believe that she was the first black librarian in Binghamton.

Walter’s daughter is Amanda Jones, who is a well-regarded composer in the television and film industry.

If so, did you have one of those strapped canvas carriers, especially for Sunday editions?

Yes, I did have one of those, but I seldom used it, and never on Sunday; the thing hurt my shoulder. Instead, as I indicated recently,  I often used a shopping cart.

There are reports that even as newspapers are delivered, and fewer are in the carrier, it seems to get HEAVIER!

How can that occur?

I had not heard that, and I can’t find any verification. Based on the last ones I’ve seen, the merged Binghamton newspaper feels unsubstantial even on Sunday. Moreover, newspapers are generally shrinking in width. 

CHQ

When my wife and I went to Chautauqua in the summer of 2024, journalist Margaret Sullivan noted that at the end of the 20th century:  “At the time, newspapers were wildly profitable because advertisers had few ways to target their potential customers. But competition, first from Craigslist, hurt the bottom. Eventually, Facebook, Google, and others circulated the expensive-to-create news content for free, and this gutted newsrooms.”

Print subscriptions have decreased since 1990, though online subscriptions have been rising. 

Here’s some trivia: “The most massive single issue of a newspaper was the 14 September 1987 edition of the Sunday New York Times, which weighed more than 5.4kg (12lb) and contained 1,612 pages.

Based on ads, finding people to deliver the paper has been harder, even as fewer people buy the physical object. Our delivery people are adults with cars because the geographic range of physical subscribers is much larger than when I was young.

Even though it’s not the advertising Mecca it used to be, potential LLCs must still run ads in New York State. The newspaper is still the place for obituaries, especially on Sundays, even though they are expensive and can often be accessed online. 

Ramblin' with Roger
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