Area codes as geography

Ruben Studdard

I am irrationally fascinated by area codes as a geography. I’ve been obsessed with them for a long time. Indeed, I would look in the front of the phone book every year when it arrived to see if there were new area codes, generally by splitting an existing code. (But then, who didn’t read the front pages of phone books?)

I wrote in 2009: “When I was a kid, I could tell you just what a legitimate area code looked like. The first digit was 2 to 9 (but not 1), and the next two were 01 to 09 or 12 to 19.” This was primarily dictated by some technological limitations I had read about, but My Eyes Glazed Over. This problem was resolved, obviously.

When I worked for the New York State Small Business Development Center, and our Research Network was providing library services for all SBDCs nationwide, I remember getting a call from Cleveland, TN. The area code was 423. 423? It must have been 1995 or later when it was created from a split of area code 615.

I attended college in New Paltz, NY, in the 1970s, with area code 914. Area code 845 was created in 2000, and everything except Westchester County changed to that. It was a pain for businesses in the 845, who had to change their business cards, signage, etc. 

American Idol

Oh, a Final JEOPARDY from 10/21/2025! “When area codes were introduced, three very populous areas got the ones quickest to dial: these 3 codes”—correct responses at the end.

Back in 2002/2003, my wife and I were watching the second season of American Idol. The eventual winner, Ruben Studdard, was noted for his shirts printed with ‘205,’ the telephone area code of his hometown of Birmingham, AL. We didn’t know then about Area Codes and Their Impact on Hip-Hop Culture.

With the increase in the number of cellphones, a person’s phone number was no longer where they were in the moment but rather where they grew up. (I noticed this in my last job with people with 203 and 480 area codes from their family plans.)

More parts of a state have area code overlays. Yes, one has to dial ten digits instead of seven, but with cell phones, most people don’t have to dial anything; they just punch in the name. (I remember my friends’ phone numbers from growing up, but not my daughter’s cellphone today.)

Because of more phones, the old-school codes have a specific cache. Houston, after all, is the 713, not the 832 or the 346.

The 212 is a bit murky. The New York Times site is “revisiting New York institutions that have helped define the city, from time-honored restaurants to unsung dives,” that is, the whole city. But Brooklyn, Queens, and Staten Island were split into 718 so long ago, 1984, that the “newer” area code has its own following.

My town

We live in The 518. When you tell people outside of the Northeast that you live in upstate New York  (whatever that means),  most of them hear New York City. The 518, while physically vast, is more descriptive.

Moreover, as my daughter observed, if you were from Mechanicsville, a small city in Saratoga County, part of the state’s Capital District, you could define yourself as from The 518, which gives some information but not too much.

She recommended the 1990s group 702, who were, I guessed correctly, from Las Vegas. 

Answers from JEOPARDY: What are 212, 213, and 312? I knew these were for New York City, Los Angeles, and Chicago, respectively, if only because they were the three largest cities. (None of the contestants got it correct.) Eek, I KNEW this.

Presidents Day 2021 (apolitical)

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Game show exercise

I was watching Celebrity Who Wants to Be a Millionaire last year. One of the questions was, “What is the most common Presidential first name, with six?”
The choices were George, James, John, and William. I was fairly sure it wasn’t William (turns out there were three), and I KNEW it wasn’t George because there are Washington and the Bushes.

So I ran through the Presidents in order in my head. After the 6th, it was 2-2 (Madison, Monroe v the Adams family). #10 was John Tyler, #11 was James K. Polk. 3-3. #15 was James Buchanan, #20 was James Garfield. So it’s James because the final one was in my lifetime.

Where were they born?

Here are some Presidential facts.

More presidents were born in Virginia than in any other state – eight.
Martin Van Buren was the first president born in a state rather than a colony.
21 of the 50 states have been the birthplace of a president.

1st – Virginia 8
1 George Washington; 3 Thomas Jefferson; 4 James Madison; 5 James Monroe; 9 William Henry Harrison; 10 John Tyler; 12 Zachary Taylor; 28 Woodrow Wilson

2nd – Ohio 7
18 Ulysses S. Grant; 19 Rutherford B. Hayes; 20 James A. Garfield; 23 Benjamin Harrison; 25 William McKinley; 27 William H. Taft; 29 Warren G. Harding

3rd – New York 5
8 Martin Van Buren; 13 Millard Fillmore; 26 Theodore Roosevelt; 32 Franklin D. Roosevelt; 45 Donald J. Trump

4th – Massachusetts 4
2 John Adams; 6 John Quincy Adams; 35 John F. Kennedy; 41 George H. W. Bush

Tied for 5th
North Carolina 2 (11 James K. Polk; 17 Andrew Johnson)
Pennsylvania 2- (15 James Buchanan; 46 Joseph R. Biden)
Texas 2 (34 Dwight D. Eisenhower; 36 Lyndon B. Johnson)
Vermont 2 (21 Chester A. Arthur; 30 Calvin Coolidge)

Tied for 9th
Arkansas – 42 Bill Clinton; California – 37 Richard M. Nixon; Connecticut – 43 George W. Bush; Georgia – 39 Jimmy Carter; Hawaii – 44 Barack Obama; Illinois – 40 Ronald Reagan; Iowa – 31 Herbert Hoover; Kentucky – 16 Abraham Lincoln; Missouri- 33 Harry S. Truman; Nebraska – 38 Gerald R. Ford; New Hampshire – 14 Franklin Pierce; New Jersey 22 and 24 – Grover Cleveland; South Carolina – 7 Andrew Jackson

Answers
Five presidents have shared the same last name throughout history: Adams, Harrison, Johnson, Roosevelt, and Bush. Father/son pairs, John Adams (No. 2) fathered John Quincy Adams (No. 6), and George H.W. Bush (No. 41) fathered George W. Bush (No. 43). William Henry Harrison (No. 9) was the grandfather of Benjamin Harrison (No. 23), and the Roosevelts (Theodore, No. 26 and Franklin, No. 32) were distant cousins. If there is any relationship between Andrew Johnson (No. 17) and Lyndon B. Johnson (No. 36), it is unknown.

The latest James who was President was James Earl Carter #39.

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One of my co-workers came up to me and asked how many of the five former Yugoslav republics I could name; I remembered four.

During the Vietnam war, it was widely reported – I don’t remember if it was apocryphal or true – that most Americans could not find Vietnam on a map. Likewise, today’s students might be challenged to find Afghanistan or Iraq on the globe.

By contrast, I was a bit of a cartology fanatic when I was a child. My paternal grandfather, who lived upstairs, would give me maps from his National Geographic, which I would study at length. I still have some of them in the attic, BTW.

Unfortunately for my recall, the world kept changing. French West Africa and British East Africa became a slew of independent countries. What was once Belgian Congo became Zaire, but is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo, sometimes referred to as Congo-Kinshasa; this not to be confused with the neighboring Republic of the Congo, also referred to as Congo-Brazzaville, which used to be under French control.

Later, Germany merged. Czechoslovakia, Sudan, Yugoslavia, and the USSR broke up; fortunately, the former two only broke into a pair of countries each. But Yugoslavia… One of my co-workers came up to me and asked how many of the five former Yugoslav republics I could name; I remembered four. Then I looked it up and there are SIX:

Bosnia and Herzegovina
Croatia (which I forgot)
Macedonia (which I remembered because the Greeks got all bent out of shape)
Montenegro (which I remembered from WWI)
Serbia (which has two autonomous regions, Vojvodina – which I had never heard of; and Kosovo, which I had)
Slovenia (not be confused with Slovakia, part of former Czechoslovakia; I forgot it)

It SHOULD be easy to remember: BCMMSS

Now the former Soviet Union is tougher, and I have developed a bizarre way to remember, roughly from northwest to southeast:

Baltic states-ELL
Estonia
Latvia
Lithuania

Eastern Europe-BUM
Belarus
Ukraine
Moldova

Southern Caucasus, Russia-RAGA
Russia
Armenia
Georgia
Azerbaijan

Central Asia-KKUTT
Kazakhstan
Kyrgyzstan
Uzbekistan
Tajikistan
Turkmenistan

ELL-BUM-RAGA-KKUTT? Well, it worked for me; sounds like a musical selection.

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Where in the world is Binghamton, New York?


President Obama is taking a bus tour of upstate New York. If his driver uses the map shown on MSNBC, the President will be traveling far less than he needs to.
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Here are where places ACTUALLY are in New York State. The cluster of cities in the MSNBC map is closer to Glens Falls, north of Albany.

Scranton, Pennsylvania should also be farther east and a little farther south, but that error isn’t as egregious as putting Buffalo more than 400 miles east of where it actually is located.

This is why I tend to be ever so wary of GPS-type software. It’s like that episode of the American version of The Office when Michael Scott drives into a lake or river because the GPS says there is a road ahead.

Some years ago, I was with a relative trying to find a street with GPS. I was convinced the second time through that the road we were seeking hadn’t been added to the system, but the relative tried another three or four times, with the same circular result.

The last time we drove the Charlotte, NC, the Mapquest directions took us off the highway a couple of exits early, having us worm our way through unfamiliar side streets before finding our way.

I should note that bad maps is not just in the skill set of one TV network. Dustbury notes that Headline News put an Idaho town in Oklahoma. And, famously, NBC News moved Vermont to New Hampshire, eliminating New Hampshire from the map altogether, which led to an on-air correction.

Nor is it just an American thing. A Guardian correction from August 12 demonstrates why you should be absolutely sure when you use Britain (for either the United Kingdom or the island) or England (for the country).

Of course, this just makes a geographically challenged audience even more perplexed!

Ramblin' with Roger
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