The Bathroom Break meme of Sunday Stealing is unusual. “First, we’re stealing from a blogging couple: Jeff and Charli Lee. You don’t see married boggers every day. Second, they appear to have come up with this idea themselves. No theft involved! Let’s see how it goes.”
The Bathroom Meme
1. Do you shampoo once or lather, rinse, and repeat?
Once. There just isn’t that much hair to shampoo.
2. Do you use conditioner a) daily, b) when you need it, c) never?
When I think of it, which is about once a month, if it happens to be in the shower.
3. What’s your shaving cream preference: foam or gel?
Neither. I haven’t shaved in decades, and back then, I don’t recall anything except foam. I initially grew a beard out of preference and the pain of ingrown facial hairs. It’s also because my vitiligo is strong on my lower face.
4. Is your toothbrush manual or electric?
Electric. Apparently, I don’t do it well enough for the manual brush, according to my dental hygienist.
5. Dental floss, soft picks, neither, or both?
Soft picks.
6. Do you use mouthwash a) daily, b) when you need it, c) never?
Roughly daily.
Bathroom mags
7. Are there magazines in your bathroom?
Yes, but there would be more if it didn’t irritate my wife. I grew up reading magazines in the bathroom, mostly Reader’s Digest and The Ladies Home Journal, specifically the Can This Marriage Be Saved column. Here’s a 2014 piece from Huff Post berating said column.
8. Is there bar soap or liquid soap on your bathroom sink?
Liquid and bar. I use the former.
9. What kind of soap is in your shower?
Liquid and bar. I use the latter, but I like that hotels use refillable body wash dispensers.
10. Now for the most important question: Does the toilet paper drape over or under?
As the Dave Clark Five sang, Over and Over.
Incidentally, the picture above is from our 2015 bathroom renovation, which I wrote about here.
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