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From https://xkcd.com/2576/: This is absolutely why I never learned the Macarena.

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La Tejana stole this from her blogging buddy, Vanilla. Here’s your chance to say “never.”

5 Things I Have Never Done

But before that: I received an email on Friday, the 13th.  Really. “Roger, add interesting content to your feed. Here are a few recommendations to get started.

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Founder and CEO, NVIDIA
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I declined.

1.  I have never had a valid driver’s license. However, I have had SEVEN driver’s permits, six in New York State and one in North Carolina. I sort of explained this here. After my daughter received her driver’s license in 2025, she said she thought I would have learned to drive if my wife had taught me, as she had taught our daughter. Both my wife and daughter are very good drivers.  

Antisocial?

2. I never really liked either coffee or beer. The complication here is that they are social drinks. When you’re at a college bar, and your compatriots are drinking a pitcher or two while I’m drinking wine or a mixed drink, it sets me apart at a point in life when I want to fit in.  On the other hand, not drinking coffee has gotten me out of making coffee, sometimes at my insistence.  

3. I’ve never jumped out of a plane, bungee jumped, or done anything that leaned into the laws of gravity.

4. I’ve never committed a crime. My arrest at an antiwar demonstration in 1972 was a violation – think parking ticket – not a crime. 

5. I have never seen a James Bond film all the way through. Occasionally, as a kid, I would catch a scene or two of a Sean Connery film on television on a Saturday afternoon, and I found that I not only didn’t enjoy it, but I specifically disliked the violence and sexism.  I know Bond has (presumably) evolved, but I think I’m okay with the loss. Sorry, Kelly.

Some songs:

Never My Love – The Association

Never Can Say Goodbye – Jackson Five

Tomorrow Never Knows – The Beatles

and, I suppose, the obvious:

Never On Sunday – Melina Mercouri