A lllooonnnggg quiz from Sunday Stealing

My best friends I met the first day of kindergarten and the first day of college.

Which Jaquandor did a lllooonnnggg time ago.

1. Tell us who the last person that you took a shower with.

The Wife.

2. Tell us about your favorite tee shirt. Extra points if you show a pic. (We know. What can you do with freakin’ extra points?)

This is one of the T-shirts I got for becoming a Coverville citizen. The model, BTW, is Coverville host Brian Ibbott’s wife Tina. I also like the red one with white text that says, “Not the real thing,” a parody of the Coca-cola message.

3. Has anyone ever hit on you even though they knew you were taken?

Actually, yes, though not in years, thank goodness.

4. Do you plan what to wear the next day?

Generally not. I’m pretty decisive, though, in the morning.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Why?

Hot. The spring went from too cool to too hot in about three weeks.

6. What’s the closest thing to you that’s black?

The computer mouse.

7. Tell me about an interesting dream you remember having.
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Doubled up memes

World domination. OK, I jest.

Decided to do TWO Sunday Stealing memes. But I dropped all the questions I’ve answered too recently or the one that just annoyed me.

First, the Players’ Meme:

2. What is the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?

Go to library school.

3. What’s the worst experience you’ve ever had involving alcohol?

Drinking quite a bit of Polish vodka and feeling totally fine, then it ran out, I drank some Johnny Walker and got instantly sick; I mean, within 2 minutes.

4. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to another person?

Not being very supportive of a friend going through a difficult period.

5. Who do you think started the concept of memes?

Alfred Lord Mememosia, of the Riverside Mememosias.

6. Give a song title or line that describes how you are feeling right now.

“Ain’t gonna study war no more.”

7. What’s your favorite search engine? Yahoo!, Google, Ask, Bing? or something else?

Google, mostly because I’ve used it so often.

8. If Paul is the Cute One and John is the Smart One and George is the Quiet One and Ringo is the Funny One, which Beatle are you?

The enigmatic one.

10. When should you procrastinate – now or later?

I SHOULD later, but I DO now.

11. What is your favorite fast food?

Haven’t had it for a while, but it’s a burger from Wendy’s.

12. What was your favorite game as a child?

As a young child, 500 rummy (cards) and SCRABBLE. Later, pinochle and bid whist (both card games).

13. Why terrible twos have to be terrible?

Children are supposed to test their limits. It’s natural. Though Lydia’s actually started at 18 months, and her twos weren’t all that bad.

14. Describe your favorite family member.

She 4’2″.

15. What does your favorite breakfast consist of?

My FAVORITE would be pancakes, eggs, and sausage.

16. What food is better the day after it was made?

Indian.

17. What was your last big purchase?

No idea. Tell you what the NEXT big purchase will be, though – a roof.

18. When was the last time you kissed someone and really enjoyed it?

Yesterday.

20. Described yourself using two words that rhyme. (i.e. fuddy-duddy)

Loosey-goosey.

21. If you were given the option of a “do-over” in life .. would you take it?

Probably not.

24. When Life Gives You Lemons, What Do You Do With Them?

Suck on them.

25. How different are you in real life as compared to the online identity you have created for yourself?

WYSIWYG. original and Soul Train versions.

26. Do you know what your parents would have named you if you had been born the opposite sex?

No, and I doubt THEY knew. They labored over coming up with my name as it was.

Threesome Meme

1. At what time of your life were you happiest and why?

Our honeymoon in Barbados, because it was our honeymoon. In Barbados. Paid for by someone else.

2. Where and when did you meet the love of your life?

In church.

3. Favourite item of clothing ever or most treasured possession?

I had this Guatemalan work shirt that I loved, which unfortunately got worn out.

4. Must-have makeup or beauty item?

Toothpaste with toothbrush.

5. What do you think is your worst vice or fault .. honestly?

Pastry.

6. Would you tell your friend, if you knew her husband/wife was cheating on her/him?

Probably talk to the spouse first.

7. What ambitions, wishes or desires, for your life, do you still hold close to your heart?

World domination. OK, I jest. Just trying to make it better.

8. Where do you see yourself five years from now?

Quite possibly the same place. On the other hand, I’m almost NEVER right about that question.

9. If you had the choice of any talent with the penalty that you would lose a talent in exchange, what would you want to gain, and what would you be willing to lose?

Being able to type; being able to roll my tongue.

10. Name three things that you do want to be completed in your life before retiring?

House paid off, daughter’s college fund at a substantial level, visit 5 states I’ve never been.

11. Of all of the people out there who would have been your fantasy date? Date, not romance…

Meryl Streep; don’t know WHICH of her characters would show up.

12. Google put another spell on you, you have just changed genders for 48 hours… what are you going to do with your 2 days?

Get a pedicure; I always wanted one. Buy clothes.

13. If you owned your own island, and got to make it your own country, what would you call it? And why?

Rogeria (row-JER-ee-ah).

14. If you rubbed the lamp and got 3 wishes, what would they be?

End war; end hunger; and anyone in public life who tells a deliberate lie, his/her nose would grow like Pinnochio’s.

15. What is your earliest memory of puberty?

Fear; what the heck was THAT?

16. If you got banished to your Island alone and could only bring 5 things, what would they be?

Food, clothing, some sort of shelter (a trailer), computer with connectivity that held lots of music and reading material. Oh, and you; I’d be lonely without you.

Crafty fifty meme

Lived in NYC for four months in the summer of 1977 (ah, the Summer of Sam!)

Sunday Stealing split this meme in two – Part 1 and Part 2 – I’m a man of wealth and taste. Seriously, just look at the blog; you’ll figure it out.

5. Did you ever get into a bar and drink before you were 21?
Yes, I was 18. Then again, the legal age for drinking at the time was 18. I’m not convinced that 21 is better.

6. What countries have you been to?
Here’s a repeat question: Canada, Mexico, Barbados, USA.

7. Do you watch MTV anymore?
No, and in the early 1980s, I watched it a lot. Even watched the first three seasons of The Real World in the early 1990s.

8. What do you think about Oprah?
She’s rich, she’s occasionally interesting, but she needs someone else to be on the cover of her magazine.

10. You need a new pair of jeans: what store do you go to first?
Don’t wear jeans.

11. Did you ever watch The O.C.?
Not even accidentally for five minutes.

12. What kind of car do you drive?
Our car is a Toyota Avalon, not from a year in the recall.

13. Honestly, is that car insured?
If you knew my wife, you wouldn’t ask such a silly question. Of course it is.

14. Do you like sushi?
Not particularly. But my wife does.

15. Have you ever been to Tiffany & Co. or Saks 5th Ave?
Saks a long time ago; probably Tiffany’s as well, but not positive.

16. Did your parents spoil you growing up?

No. The curse of the firstborn. Now, my grandmothers did or tried.

17. Do you like roller coasters?
Used to. Haven’t ridden in years, except for a pretty dinky one at the North Pole, NY a couple of years ago.

18. What magazine(s) do you buy regularly or subscribe to?
TV Guide, Entertainment Weekly, Ebony, Newsweek.

19. Do you remember the old WB show “Popular”?
I laugh when I read the words “old show” and “WB” in the same sentence. In any case, I remember that it existed, but never saw it, never wanted to see it.

20. When you go out do you prefer to go to a dance club or to a bar?
I’ve done both, though not recently. Bar, I suppose.

21. What do you think about gay marriage?
Should be legal.

22. Who do you think will be the next president?
Much to my surprise, Bobby Jindal, governor of Louisiana.

23. Are you registered to vote?
Always.

24. Do you own an iPad?
No.

25. Is your bathroom filled with beauty stuff?
Filled? No.

26. What do you normally smell like?
Well, lessee. I have no aftershave. I use unscented deodorant, unscented shampoo, unscented soap. I smell like me.

27. Do you like Carrie Underwood?
I was watching when she won on American Idol and has turned out to be more successful than I would have imagined. Don’t own any of her music.

28. Been to “The Vegas”?
“The Vegas”? Really? No, in any case.

29. How far away do you live from your parents?
772.55 miles from my mother. My father is deceased.

30. Are you happy with your job?
Usually, though occasionally we get some rather “interesting” questions.

31. Where do you work and what do you do there?
I work at the New York State Small Business Development Center as a business librarian. I help find things that the clients of SBDC counselors ask about their businesses, from industry trends to demographics to regulations.

32. What did you get in the mail today?
Bills and a catalog.

33. How do you like your steak cooked?
As rare as possible.

34. Britney Spears…is she back?
Back from where? Don’t own any of her music either. I was skimming a People magazine and she seemed happy with her boyfriend.

35. What do you usually order at Taco Bell?
There is a Taco Bell less than three miles from my house and I don’t think I’ve ever been to it. Pass.

36. Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind?
No.

37. Have you ever been to Mt Rushmore?
No, but my wife has before we were married.

38. Is it just me, or was The Marine (w/John Cena) a really horrible movie?
I have no idea what this is.

39. Are surveys like the cocaine of myspace?
More the marijuana.

40. Where is your favorite place (that you have actually been to)?
Either Montreal or San Francisco.

41. What is your favorite candle scent
It’s been decades since I had scented candles. Something woody, I guess, maybe pine.

42. Do you believe places can really be haunted?
I leave open the possibility.

43. Do you smoke cigarettes?
No. Not are they unhealthy, they make you stink.

44. Have you ever been to NYC or LA?
Lived in NYC for four months in the summer of 1977 (ah, the Summer of Sam!), and have visited a number of times, though not since the Daughter was born. The closest I got to LA was Anaheim Stadium.

45. How many states have you been to where all you saw was the airport?
Now that I’ve been to Chicago a couple of years ago, none.

46. Do you think 50 questions is enough?
Too many.

47. Are you currently planning a trip?
Yes, to Ontario next year. That’s why we waited for 2 hours to get my daughter a passport on July 12, the last day of the old rates. BTW, it arrived on August 14.

48. Is Ryan Seacrest gay? Should anyone care?
I have no idea, though, in that same People magazine, he seemed to be hanging out with one of those dancers from one of those dance shows (Julianne Hough?)
Well, I don’t care. People will care about what they will care about, whether I think they should or not. People, you shouldn’t care about this celebrity minutiae! Nope, didn’t work.

49. Do you take anti-depressants? Sleeping pills?
No, and not lately.

50. What do you think about space travel?
All things being equal – and they never are, of course – I’m in favor. but don’t really want to be doing it myself.

Quizzery Afoot

I’ve spoken before dozens at various presentations for work. There were 3000 in the audience for JEOPARDY!

From Jaquandor:

1. You’re building your dream house. What’s the one thing that this house absolutely, positively MUST HAVE? (other than the obvious basics of course)

A movie screening room, with cushy chairs and a pocorn machine.

2. What is your dream car?

I don’t have a dream car. I’m vaguely interested in getting a Vespa.

3. What is your favorite website that isn’t a blog?

Data.gov – cool stuff there

4. iPhone 4 or Droid, which do you want?

No clue. I’m so NOT covetous of these, though I saw someone’s iPhone (2 or 3) and thought it was nice.

5. When you’re feeling down or lonely or just generally out of sorts, what do you do to cheer yourself up?

Play familiar music as loud as I can stand.

6. Tell me about something or someone that you love that most people seem to hate.

Albany weather. This just wasn’t that bad a winter.

7. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Growing up is overrated. OK, a third-base coach for a major league baseball team.

8. Would you go on a reality show if given the chance?

Depends on the show. Probably not, though, since it seems the idea is to humiliate. My eldest niece and her husband are going to be on Wipe Out sometime this summer, but the very little I’ve seen of the program doesn’t thrill me.

9. Who was your favorite teacher when you were growing up. (Grade school, Middle School, Jr. High or High School only.)

Mr. Peca, 6th grade.

10. You get one pass to do something illegal or immoral. What are you gonna do?

Kidnap someone well-known in the political field and leave him on a desert island, with sufficient provisions to live.

11. What were you doing 10 years ago?

Actually, we had moved into this house in May, so undoubtedly still moving furniture around, and undoubtedly whining about it.

12. By this time next year, I …

will be sending off my passport for renewal, because it expires in July 2011.

13. Do you think the United States will elect a female President in your lifetime? Do you think this would be a good thing?

Probably; depends on who it is.

14. Which fictional, TV show character you would shag anytime?

I guess this has something to do with carpeting. Liz Lemon.

15. What is your greatest pet peeve?

People who think their time is more important han yours and act accordingly.

16. Tell me about your most recent trip of more than 100 miles?

I did; it was our trip at Easter to Charlotte, NC.

17. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?

The dictionary.

18. Do you have a nickname? What is it?

O, Great Mighty One.

19. What are you dreading at the moment?

My next credit card bill.

20. Do you worry that others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

If I were to worry about that, I just wouldn’t write them at all.

21. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship.

Her depression.

22. What were you doing this morning at 8 am?

Well, yesterday, I was getting ready for church. Today, I’ll be getting ready for work.

23. Do you have any famous relatives?

Of a sort, as I explained: Irwin Corey. And no, Al Green is NOT my cousin, though I made a joke that he was.

24. How many different beverages have you drank today?

Let’s see: water, apple juice, ginger ale.

25. What is something you are excited about?

Finishing this meme.

26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group?

Define large. I’ve spoken before dozens at various presentations for work. There were 3000 in the audience for JEOPARDY!, and while I wasn’t addressing them directly, I nfelt their presence.

27. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Holy crap, my face keeps changing with the vitilago and the sun.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Sleeping.

29. What’s a word that you say a lot?

Invariably.

30. Who is your worst enemy?

Some days, me.

That’s all!

Stitching a Meme Together

I was at work, getting ready for a plane trip to Dallas for a conference the next day, when the first plane struck. Lots of confusion about whether it was an accident.

Jaquandor stitched together a couple of Sunday Stealing memes (On speed dating, but he is happily married. I am happily married, so don’t get any ideas).

1. What’s your favorite Dr. Seuss book?

Bartholemew and the Oobleck. Like most of my favorite Geisel stories, it confronts the powerful.

2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?

The USS Enterprise.

3. What’s the longest you’ve gone without sleep?

About 40 hours. I pulled an all-nighter to study for my calculus exam in my freshman year in college. I was failing calculus but ended up with a C for the semester.

4. What’s your favorite Barry Manilow song?

“Could It Be Magic”, specifically the Chopin-inspired opening.

5. Who’s your favorite Muppet?

Kermit. I mean, he’s green, about which he has sung.

6. What’s the habit you’re proudest of breaking?

I want to say none. There are things I don’t do anymore, but proud? Not coming to me.

7. What’s your favorite website?

For work, the Census site. For pleasure, probably my old blog, because I haven’t finished updating my links here.

8. What’s your favorite school supply?

A compass. No, not THAT kind of compass. THIS kind of compass:

Also, protractors. Always thought they were fun.
You don’t know what a protractor, is, do you?

9. Who’s your favorite TV attorney?

I LOVED TV attorneys! Owen Marshall, the folks on The Bold Ones, the lawyers on the first 13 years of Law & Order. It’s probably Perry Mason, an obvious choice. But I’ll pick D.A. Forrest Bedford, played by Sam Waterston on the 1991-1993 series I’ll Fly Away.

10. What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?

Going to Charlotte, NC in early April, arriving on Easter Sunday.

11. What’s the best bargain you’ve ever found at a garage sale or junk shop?

I’m not one to go to garage sales or junk shops. I’m not a “bargain” hunter. I’ve bought LPs I like for cheap, in the day, but nothing specific comes to mind.

12. Where were you on September 11, 2001?

I was at work, getting ready for a plane trip to Dallas for a conference the next day, when the first plane struck. Lots of confusion about whether it was an accident. Someone got a TV and I saw the first plane in the building, but that was not much to see. There wasn’t any reason to stay, so I went back to work. Then someone told me a SECOND plane hit.

So I watched it for a while, listened to the radio for a while. There were wild reports on the radion of a couple of dozen planes that had been hijacked. Went back to see the TV in time to see the first tower collapse, and then pretty much stayed there for a couple of hours.

Someone talked with my boss, who was already in Dallas. He seemed to be trying to reassure us that he didn’t think we in Albany were in danger. (One of the planes had been in Albany air space, and we were in a 12-story building.) It wasn’t that we were afraid; it was that we were depressed (and not getting any work done anyway). Eventually, we went home about noon.

I used to go ride my bike up through the Empire State Plaza roadway, take the elevator to the concourse level and ride home. It was technically illegal, but it beat taking State Street hill. Went past a policeman, who said “Hello,” but then, given the events, started worrying about the guy with a backpack, and called to me, but I feigned not hearing him and went on as usual. (A month later, after the Afghan war began, they started checking my backpack, so I went another way thereafter.)

Inexplicably, I stopped at a record store on Central Avenue, to pick up Bob Dylan’s Love and Theft CD (with two extra songs), which I had preordered, and which was released that day. I was watching the events on the TV there. Went home, watched ABC News for about eight more hours. Have a strong recollection of a film of a plane striking the second building, taken from below, i.e., the street level. Also, recall one of the smaller buildings collapsing around 5 p.m.

Some weeks later, our program was involved with a variety of programs trying to facilitate economic recovery, for which our state director won a prestigious award from SBA.

13. What’s your favorite tree?

The weeping willow. I think they are cool.

14. What’s the most interesting biography you’ve read?

Off the top, the last bio I read was probably the Autobiography of Malcolm X, with Alex Haley.

15. What do you order when you eat Chinese food?

When I was a kid, it was sweet and sour pork. Now, it was some broccoli and beef dish, or maybe General Tso’s.

16. What’s the best costume you’ve ever worn?

This one.

17. What’s your least favorite word?

I don’t know that I have one. I DO hate when a word is misused, such as “ironic” when they mean “coincidental.”

18. If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?

Mississippi. I like typing it, and it’d turn me into an old blues singer: Mississippi Roger Green; OK, maybe not.

19. Who’s your favorite bear?

Yogi. When I was five and a half, and in the hospital for two days with an explained and uncontrollable bloody nose, watching all of those Hanna-Barbera cartoons (Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, Yogi) made what could have been a scary experience exciting.

20. Describe something that’s happened to you for which you have no explanation.

I was 12, give or take a year. Walking down the street when one of the lenses of my glasses shattered, while I was wearing them. Fortunately, it didn’t hurt my eye. Don’t know if something fell from a tree. I don’t think it was a BB gun. It seemed to have been something that must have fallen from above me, but there was no sign of residue.

21. If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?

Victoria Falls. I love waterfalls.

22. What did you have for lunch yesterday?

Soup. It’s almost always soup or leftovers on Saturday.

23. Where do you go for advice?

Work advice: it’s my colleagues or the BUSLIB listserv. Personal advice: one of my friends or The Wife, or some friends at church.

24. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?

Dictionary, mainly for spelling. I used to be a better speller before there was spellcheck.

25. Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?

Snorkeling, in Barbados in 1999, but I really didn’t take to it.

26. Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Yes, and at least once as a child by several all at once. Not fun at all.

27. What’s the sickest you’ve ever been?

The flu, sometime since I was married, before The Daughter. Out of work all week.

28. What’s your favorite form of exercise?

Since the Y closed, about the only type I get is bicycling.

29. What’s your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?

“Girls Just Want To Have Fun”. Someone made me a mixed tape with a parody: “Boys Just Want To Have Sex.”

30. What did you do for your 13th birthday?

I think it would have been just a family party. (The only big parties I had were when I was 10 and 16.) Strawberry ice cream, for certain.

31. Are you afraid of heights?

Not especially, though being on ladders doesn’t thrill me.

32. Have you ever taken dance lessons?

Once or twice. Not my strength.

33. What’s your favorite newspaper?

Unfortunately, the Wall Street Journal. The op/ed page is awful, but it has a lot of good coverage of business stuff.

34. What’s your favorite Broadway / West End musical?

West Side Story.

35. What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken?

At SUNY New Paltz, American Government & Politics with Alan Chartock, back in 1971, when he was young and creative.

36. What’s your favorite knock-knock joke?

My daughter has been trying to tell this joke:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

But she muffs the punchline but laughs hysterically. No real answer.

37. What’s your least favorite commercial?

I really don’t watch commercials anymore. I catch the annoying used car commercial now and then, but it doesn’t really affect me.
However, all-time, it had to be Wisk detergent commercials. “Ring around the collar,” with the wife looking SO ashamed. Seriously, I haven’t purchased Wisk ever since, and that was on back in the early 1970s.

38. If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?

Kristen Chenowith. She seems like fun.

39. Do you prefer baths or showers?

Baths, but I almost never take one.

40. What’s your favorite newspaper comic strip?

Pearls Before Swine. Also like, to my surprise, Luann.

41. What’s your favorite breakfast food?

Pancakes. My favorite cereal is a Cheerios/shredded wheat mix.

42. Who’s your favorite game show host?

I always liked Allen Ludden, Dick Clark, Bob Barker, and especially Bill Cullen. Probably the only working one is Meredith Viera.

43. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Flight. Or transportation.

44. Do you like guacamole?

It’s OK. I’m not a huge fan, but I don’t dislike it, either.

45. Have you ever been in a food fight?

Not really. I might have thrown a donut hole or two.

46. Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics.

“Help!” (Beatles); “Yesterday” (Beatles); “A Day in the Life” (Beatles); “Act Naturally” (Buck Owens/Beatles) “The Boxer” (Simon & Garfunkel)

47. What’s your favorite infomercial?

“Favorite” and “infomercial” shouldn’t be in the same sentence. I did, when they were novel, watch a couple for Time-Life music.

48. What’s the longest you’ve ever waited in line?

1965 World’s Fair in Queens, NYC for the brand-new (to the United States) creation: Belgian waffles!

49. What’s on the cover of your address book or day planner?

Nothing but the words “Address Book”.

50. Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?

ALL the time when I was a kid, at the Woolworths.

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