The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time

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Missy_Elliott_Get_Ur_Freak_OnThe 500 Greatest Songs of All Time is yet another list from Rolling Stone. “For the first time in 17 years, we’ve completely remade our list of the best songs ever. More than 250 artists, writers, and industry figures helped us choose a brand-new list full of historic favorites, world-changing anthems, and new classics.”

First of all, it’s difficult for me to analyze when there’s about 10% of the songs I’ve never heard, and often never heard of. This is not a criticism of the list, only my deficiencies in music from about 1990 forward.

So these are pretty random observations. Some of the songs on the list I’ve written about before, though I haven’t linked to all of them because my reflections would be too long.

#497: Lizzo, Truth Hurts (2017) – 21st-century song I’ve actually heard!
#489 The Breeders, Cannonball (1993) – I have an irrational fondness for this. I have the album and the EP on which it came out
#461 Roy Orbison, Crying (1962) – I still contend the version by Orbison and k.d. lang is better
#436 Carly Rae Jepsen,  Call Me Maybe (2012) song that became a meme; even I couldn’t have missed it
#427 Sugar Hill Gang, Rapper’s Delight (1979) – probably the first rap song I ever bought; actually, it was the long version
#417 Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars, Uptown Funk (2015) – I heard this a LOT during rehearsals for a church musical. Seriously.
#401 Fleetwood Mac, Go Your Own Way (1977) – “Nicks has admitted that [the lyrics] angered her so much that she ‘wanted to go over and kill [Lindsay Buckingham]’ each time she sang it onstage.” Which is why I love it so much.

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#362 Kacey Musgraves, Merry Go ‘Round – love the wordplay
#346 BTS, Dynamite (2020) – I blame my daughter for me knowing as much about BTS as I do.
#336 – Hall and Oates, She’s Gone (1973) – There is a story about this
#332 -Rihanna ft. JAY-Z- Umbrella (2007). This has inspired at least five JEOPARDY clues
#318- Big Mama Thornton, Hound Dog (1953). Some of the seminal songs of rock and roll I might have placed higher.

#276 Buzzcocks, Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve) (1978). The answer is yes.
#269 The Righteous Brothers, Unchained Melody (1965) From my single experience DJing a wedding, play this song.
#251 Gloria Gaynor, I Will Survive (1978). I wrote about it here 
#229 Woody Guthrie, This Land Is Your Dream (1951) – it’d be in my Top Ten

#191 Bobbie Gentry, Ode To Billie Joe (1967). Forty years after it was released, I wrote about it.
#175 The Flamingos, I Only Have Eyes For You (1959) – one of my favorite songs of all time
#115 Etta James, At Last (1960) Our wedding dance in 1999.
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Message songs

#45 Kendrick Lamar, Alright (2015). I first heard this in 2016 at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame display Louder Than Words: Rock * Power * Politics #36 The White Stripes, Seven Nation Army (2003). “Jack White was futzing about on his guitar during soundcheck on one of the White Stripes’ Australian tours when he stumbled upon the weightiest hard-rock riff this side of Jimmy Page.”
#21 Billie Holiday, Strange Fruit (1939) – I wrote about it here. Its profile was enlarged by the movie The United States v. Billie Holiday

#10 Outkast, Hey Ya! (2003). One of the few 21st-century songs I introduced to my daughter
#8 Missy Elliott, Get Ur Freak On (2001). OK, I’ll own it. I had never heard this song before.
#4 Bob Dylan, Like A Rolling Stone (1965). I believe this was #1 seventeen years ago.
#3 Sam Cooke, A Change Is Gonna Come (1964). I believe that the song’s prominence in the movie One Night In Miami helped raise the song’s profile.
#1 Aretha Franklin, Respect (1967). Well, of course. Would have been my #1 17 years ago. Plus two Aretha movies, including one with this title!

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Elegy by Mark Camphouse

I heard this song called Way Less Sad by AJR this week for the first time last week. It came out in February 2021. For the life of me, I recognized but could not immediately place the horn riff. No, not Chicago or Blood, Sweat and Tears or Earth, Wind and Fire. Finally, it came to me, without looking it up: the way too sad My Little Town by Simon and Garfunkel! Paul Simon even gets a writing credit for Way Less Sad.

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Chrissie Hynde (The Pretenders) is 70

“The farms of Ohio had been replaced by shopping malls”

Chrissie HyndeOne of my all-time favorite debut albums is Pretenders, released in 1980. It was by a group I thought was British. In fact, the lead singer. and primary songwriter was Chrissie Hynde, originally from Akron, Ohio.

She bounced around in the London and Paris music scenes for half a decade before the Pretenders were formed in 1978 with Pete Farndon (bass). James Honeyman-Scott (guitar, vocals, keyboards), and Martin Chambers (drums, vocals, percussion).

The second album, the less-than-inspired titled Pretenders II (1981) was solid. But then, Farndon was fired from the band in June 1982 and died less than a year later. “On 16 June 1982, Honeyman-Scott died of heart failure as a result of cocaine intolerance.”

After that, there was an ever-changing lineup, with Chrissie the only constant. When the group was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2005, only the original quartet was selected.

The band now has 11 albums, but I’ve heard only the first four. Still, Chrissie has remained a busy working musician with collaborations with Emmylou Harris, Ringo Starr, and Brazilian musician Moreno Veloso, among many others.

Songs

The chart refers to the Billboard pop charts. Songs leading to my favorite. 

Brass in Pocket, #14 in 1980 – I enjoy this, at least in part, because she initially didn’t like her performance. “When we recorded the song I wasn’t very happy with it and told my producer that he could release it over my dead body… Now I like that song because it’s one of those songs that served me well.”
Jealous Dogs – featuring barking, always appreciated
I’ve Got You, Babe, #28 in 1985 – this cover of the Sonny and Cher classic is actually a Chrissie song with UB40, though it appears on the Pretenders: The Singles
Pack It Up – something about “your insipid record collection” always cracked me up
Back On The Chain Gang, #5 in 1983 – essentially Hynde, Chambers, and a pickup band of lead guitarist Billy Bremner of Rockpile, guitarist Robbie McIntosh, and bassist Tony Butler. It was used in the movie The King of Comedy, starring Robert DeNiro and Jerry Lewis. Love the clanging metal sound.

I Go To Sleep – written by Ray Davies, as was Stop Your Sobbing. Sleep was recorded by the Applejacks and Marion, but not officially by The Kinks. Davies is the father of Hynde’s daughter Eva.
Don’t Get Me Wrong, #10 in 1986 – I like the “jangly” guitar sound
Cuban Slide – part of the Extended Play EP between the first two albums
Mystery Achievement  – last song of the first album
God Only Knows  – the 2014 BBC all-star version of the Beach Boys classic features Chrissie
Middle of the Road, #19 in 1984 – she had said that the song refers to Tao Te Ching, which she interprets as “the middle way”
Precious – the first song on the first album. Howard the Duck is namechecked, the revered 1970s comic book, not the reviled 1980s movie
My City Was Gone, B-side of Chain Gang – “I went back to Ohio.” Great social commentary with a killer bass line.

Ultimate Classic Rock’s Pretenders list 

1981 #1s: I Know Every Song

2 H&O, 2 Blondie

Hall and OatesOften, there have been #1 songs, even in my lifetime, that I have never even heard of. Then there’s 1981 when I was in my late twenties, and I’ve heard every single track that reached the top of the Billboard pop charts.

All of them went gold. Four of them, as noted below, went platinum. I own at least half of them in a physical form; some you’ll even guess.

Physical – Olivia Newton-John, ten weeks at #1, platinum. #28 RB. As startling as transformation as the one Sandy went through in the movie Grease.

Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes, nine non-consecutive weeks at #1. As I may have noted, Donna Weiss and Jackie DeShannon wrote this in 1974, and Jackie recorded it.

Endless Love – Diana Ross and Lionel Richie, nine weeks at #1,  platinum. #1 RB for seven weeks. The title song from a Brooke Shields movie I had never heard of.

Arthur’s Theme (Best That You Can Do) – Christopher Cross, three weeks at #1. He was HUGE for a very short time.

Kiss On My List – Daryl Hall and John Oates, three weeks at #1. I can’t resist singing the harmony vocals of this song.

Two weeks at #1

Jessie’s Girl – Rick Springfield. I never even watched General Hospital, yet I knew he was on it.

I Love A Rainy Night  – Eddie Rabbit. #1 on the country charts for a week.

9 to 5 – Dolly Parton. Also #1 on the country charts for a week. I enjoyed the movie with Parton, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, and Dabney Coleman.

Private Eyes – Daryl Hall and John Oates. Love the handclaps.

Rapture – Blondie. Also #33 RB.

Celebration – Kool and the Gang, platinum. Also #1 for six weeks RB. The #1 song in my short-lived disco dancing phase.

Morning Train (Nine to Five) – Sheena Easton. Another 9 to 5 song!

A single week at the top

The Tide Is High – Blondie.

Keep On Loving You – REO Speedwagon, platinum. Friends of mine referred to them as REO Spudwagon.

Medley: Intro “Venus”/Sugar, Sugar/No Reply/I’ll Be Back/Drive My Car/Do You Want to Know a Secret/We Can Work It Out/I Should Have Known Better/Nowhere Man/You’re Going to Lose That Girl – Stars on 45. “This single with its 41-word title continues to hold the record for a #1 single with the longest name on the Billboard charts, due to the legalities requiring each song title be listed.”

the One That You Love – Air Supply.

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