My wife knew something about what I wrote in this post, so, initially, I thought I’d already posted it. Then I realized that she probably saw it in draft form, since almost never reads the actual blog.
If I were a month, I’d be March. If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday. If I were a time of day, I’d be 10 a.m. If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune. If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin. If I were a direction, I’d be northeast. If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an ottoman. If I were a liquid, I’d be the spring water. If I were a gemstone, I’d be aquamarine. If I were a tree, I’d be an oak. If I were a tool, I’d be a screwdriver. If I were a flower, I’d be a lily of the valley. If I were a kind of weather, I would be misty. If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a pipe organ. If I were a color, I’d be green, inevitably. If I were an emotion, I’d be melancholy. If I were a fruit, I’d be a pink grapefruit. If I were a sound, I’d be the white noise from a fan on a hot, summer day. If I were an element, I’d be one of those always looking for an electron, like sodium. If I were a car, I’d be an Aston Martin. Nah, I’d be a 10-year-old non-descript mid-sized American car, probably a Ford. If I were a food, I’d be spinach lasagna. If I were a place, I’d be Xanadu. If I were a material, I’d be the stuff of a down comforter. If I were a taste, I’d be spearmint. If I were a scent, I’d be the scent of baking bread. If I were an object, I’d be a reference book. If I were a body part, I’d be the heart. If I were a facial expression, it would be puzzled. If I were a song, I’d be Take Five. If I were a pair of shoes, I would be a pair of red Chuck Taylor sneakers.
USING ONLY ONE WORD. Probably from Sarah Kim. My wife knew something about what I wrote in this post, so, initially, I thought I’d already posted it. Then I realized that she probably saw it in draft form since almost never reads the actual blog. Where is your cell phone? pocket Significant other? Carol Your hair? lacking Your mother? Trudy Your father? deceased Your favorite thing? music Your dream last night? lacking Your favorite drink? tea What room are you in? office Your hobby? daydreaming Your fear? boredom Where do you want to be in 6 years? retired Where were you last night? sleeping Something that you aren’t? tidy Muffins? cranberry Wish list item? time Last thing you did? wrote What are you wearing? apparel TV? occasionally Your pets? stuffed Friends? helpful Your life? eventful Your mood? uneven Missing someone? yes Drinking? occasionally Your car? bus Something you’re not wearing? earring Your favorite store? Amazon Your favorite color? aquamarine When is the last time you cried? recently Where do you go over and over? church Five people, who email me regularly? Denise, Darrin, Mary, Alexis, Leslie My favorite place to eat? Friendly’s Favorite place I’d like to be at right now? bed
There’s a semiannual comic book show I go to in Albany, and one of the primary reasons is to see Fred and his wife Lynn
I always mention the birthday of Fred Hembeck on this blog, not just because he’s my friend, but because he very specifically got me into blogging. When I discovered his blog in October 2004, not only did I read it, I went back and read everything on his site, going back to its inception on New Years Day 2003. Subsequently, I gave him an idea or two for his blog, then I decided, “Hey, maybe I should do my OWN blog.” Whether that’s worked out is for you to judge.
Moreover, he promoted my blog several times in the first several months. Not only that, he had a boatload of links to check out, so I did. I would comment on someone’s blog, that person would check out my blog, and directly or indirectly, most of my blogging buddies are a result of Fred’s roster.
There’s a semiannual comic book show in Albany (actually Colonie) that I attend almost every time, and one of the primary reasons is to see Fred and his wife Lynn Moss. Our family used to visit them in the summer, but due to conflicts, we didn’t in the last couple of years (and won’t in 2011 either). Maybe next year.
Anyway, happy birthday, Fred. tell me how being 58 is; I’ll be there myself soon enough.
My daughter went bowling at a friend’s birthday party, and the machine at the lane kept score. I can keep score in bowling; I learned when I bowled in a league when I was 9. A spare (/) counts 10 plus the next ball, a strike (X) 10 plus the next two balls, which is why one likes to string marks (X and /) together. (A Dutch 200 is a game with alternating strikes and spares.) And sometimes the machine is wrong. It counts pins that are down and vice versa, but I can’t override it, and I hate that.
When I started my current job in 1992, one of my jobs was to operate the electronic bulletin board system. Though I had never heard of such a thing, I eventually became proficient at it, just as it became mostly defunct.
I can still figure out square root with pencil and paper; my calculator can do it in a second or two.
What skills do you have that, because of change in technology, have become obsolete?
From the Wikipedia: One relatively minor aspect of the [Green Hornet] character that tends to be given limited exposure in the actual productions is his blood relationship to the Lone Ranger, another character created by [Fran] Striker. The Lone Ranger’s nephew was Dan Reid. In the Green Hornet radio shows, the Hornet’s father was likewise named Dan Reid, making Britt Reid the Lone Ranger’s great-nephew.
On November 11, 1947, radio show episode “Too Hot to Handle”, Britt tells his father that he, Britt, is the Green Hornet. After Dan’s initial shock and anger, Dan refers to a vigilante “pioneer ancestor” of theirs that Dan himself had ridden alongside within Texas. As he expressed pride in and love for his son, the Lone Ranger theme briefly played in the background. The Lone Ranger property was sold to another company in the 1950s, which resulted in a legal complication that precluded The Lone Ranger from being directly associated with the Green Hornet.
Who could play the Marvel Comics character, the Black Panther? Sean Smith resigned as L.A. bureau chief of Entertainment weekly to join the Peace Corps, which he wrote about in this Newsweek article. My favorite paragraph: “Writing about Hollywood is like being a reporter at Disneyland. At first, you can’t believe that you get to spend every day in The Happiest Place on Earth. Everyone wants to ask you about your work. You’re surrounded by princesses, and the sky sparkles with pixie dust. But as the years go on, you learn about the oily machinery that manufactures all that enchantment. You see what Cinderella’s really like when that glass slipper comes off. And then one day you notice that the magic is gone, and all you’re left with is a small, small world.”
OK, a schmaltzy song from Lennon, sung by Starkey, but for over a year, I sang it to my daughter to get her to sleep.
JEOPARDY! answers. Questions at the end.
FAMOUS WOMEN $200: After taking up with John Lennon, she became known as “The Woman Who Broke Up the Beatles” NONFICTION $400: Vincent Bugliosi took the title of this 1974 book about the Manson murders from a Beatles song INVENTIONS $200: Name shared by a Beatles album title & an 1835 invention of Samuel Colt
103 Words of Love from Beatles for Sale (US), Beatles VI (US). My sisters, neighbor, and I used to lipsynch to this album and charge the neighbor kids a nickel each to watch. I was Lennon and sister Leslie was McCartney. Listened to this Buddy Holly cover a lot. 102 She’s a Woman from the B-side to I Feel Fine (UK), Beatles ’65 (US). A jaunty McCartney tune. 101 I Will from the white album. A lovely McCartney tune, but I always thought it needed to be longer than 1:42, as most of the covers (Ben Taylor, Alison Krauss) are. 100 Paperback Writer, A-side of single (UK), Hey Jude album (US). Not sure that I really liked this song all that much on the first listen, but it grew on me, especially the opening riff. 99 Yellow Submarine from Revolver. This, b/w Eleanor Rigby, was possibly the first single I ever purchased. And then the album came out, and I was mystified that the response vocal in the last verse started one line later on the album than the single – no, I’m not crazy – confirmed finally on one of those Anthology singles. I like this McCartney song, performed by Starkey, though I’m not convinced that, tone-wise, it belongs on the album. 98 I Need You from Help! In the 1980s, my favorite local radio station had something called Fourplay, four songs related by a theme. I found four songs called “I Need You” – this Harrison song, an obscure Who tune, the ones by America, and I think, Joan Armatrading. Or maybe it was Paul Carrack. They went together surprisingly well. 97 Please Please Me from Please Please Me (UK), Introducing the Beatles/The Early Beatles. About a perfect early pop tune from Lennon. 96 Good Night from the white album. OK, a schmaltzy song, with sappy strings, from Lennon, sung by Starkey, but for over a year, I sang it to my daughter to get her to sleep. 95 Dear Prudence from the white album. Lennon’s song about Mia Farrow’s sister in India. I like that it’s of a specific time and place. 94 Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite! from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. From circus posters Lennon saw. A fun, psychedelic cut. *** JEOPARDY! questions: Who was Yoko Ono? (But I don’t buy the charge.) What was “Helter Skelter”? What is Revolver?